Got chu' fallin' in love

Sunday, May 03, 2009

When things turn around :) @ 8:14 PM
ANYEONGGGGGGGGGGG !

OMFG PEOPLE ! I has a very intimate secret. AHAHHAH You wansta know ?!?!


hi.
hiii
hiiiiiiiiiii
what you doing here?
oh yes ahh..
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...........woi.
WHAT YOU STILL DOING HERE?

















You ready ? XD



















very sure ?









i waxed my legs. RIGHT NOW : IT'S BALD. BAAAALD ! Bald and sho shupar shmooth :DD
*feels legs for the 10th thousand time* BAAHAHAHAH ! i is proud with me legs :DD
hahhaa. Another thing. OMFG. -,- Did you know waxing pits hurts like slutty bitches ?!?!! haaaaaaaha. Such intimate blogging. hahahaha

Yeah, i know i is supar lame :P baaaaaaaaaaahaha :D

Oh My Fucking God.

One thing thats been in my mind for awhile.
This isnt some lame-racist-inside-joke thing cause im also chinese y'see.
I got this when i was going around town a few days ago.

And what i've been thinking was : HOLY MOTHER OF GOD !! Look at our insanely small cina eyes !!! *stares at some lame cinapek* SERIOUS SHIT. And gasps inside. LOL. And what got me laughing was that whenever we smile or laugh, OUR EYES DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT *snaps* Laughing is the worst and also the fastest way to have em' disappear ! Its ridiculous how God made our eyes
THIS tiny. Im not complaining cause mine are..relatively -- fine :P And i like em'. Its just the triple eyelids i get almost everymorning. Its annoying. It just makes you look sick. Pfft.

And whats worst is that people who aren't the same race as us, Laughs even harder cause your eyes just went for a toilet break or it turned into a thin line like this > -- -- < sometimes hahaha
Anydoodles, What im trying to say is that. . . Dont laugh at us just cause our sexy eyes disappeared lah. :P

OMG. SKYPE :D HAHHAHHAH. I know you love me, Casandra Lee :D hahaha
Bumble bee and i had a conversation in Skype. And was fucking funny !!!. BAHAHAHAH

OH MY GOD !! (i know you know what im trying to say,Casandra Lee :DD)

Oh and also someone i would love to show you people to :D




SO SEXY LA KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN XD
ohhhhh yeaaaah, i has very nerdy friends. HAHAHAHAH :D but they're nice la. So,Chillax :P

Introduction :

"John" Lee Yong Wei
16 this year
How the fuck we met : Through Plurk.
Purpose for this funkay picture : cause HE started it. Wanting to blog about me -_- DONT PLAY PLAY TAAAAAAAAAAU ! BAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHA :DDDD
say you love me la John :D BAHAHAHA

Till then,
TaahTaah
Happy stalking :)

With looooooooooove,Sam

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